1/21/2024 0 Comments Minion butt gif minion bottom gifThen put a salicylic acid, sulfur or benzoyl peroxide creams (your choice!) over it. After popping, clean it with an alcohol wipe to kill any bacteria. Remember: An infected butt is ten times worse. If it’s just forming, don’t be tempted to squeeze, for bacteria can spread and you can cause an infection. If you’ve seen that the zit has formed a white head, try to pop it with clean hands and a tissue over it. Of course, the best way to actually prevent another pimple on your butt is to keep it clean. It could be from hormones, or it could be from bacteria down there: sweat, stink, bad wiping. In any case, just as you’d get acne on your face, back, or anywhere else, it’s definitely normal to wake up with a pus-filled sore on your rear-end. It could have been called simply butt acne, “bootie bump,” “rump rupture,” “shit zit,” or “pooper pimple.” But who are we to disagree with the medical community? You are definitely not alone.Įxperts call this, “ butt-ne.” A stupid ass (hehe) name if you ask me. What exactly is it? How did you get it? And why oh why does it hurt so much? And you can’t bear thinking you have to endure the entire day sitting on it. When you glare at the mirror, your back facing it, your head stretching its way behind, you find that it’s none other than a huge ass (literally) pimple. SEE ALSO: I shaved my ass for because GQ told me so. Like Conor McGregor slayed only your buttocks last night in the Octagon. It’s almost like a bruise and a stab combined. Have you ever sat down on the bathroom’s throne and found that you’ve felt like your ass is punching you hard maybe because it’s angry that it’s, well, your ass? The pain is real. Have you ever woken your ass up and gone to the toilet to find that your ass is already wide awake? AKA do you see that you have a butt pimple?
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